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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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