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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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