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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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