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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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