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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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