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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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