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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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