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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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