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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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