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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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