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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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