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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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