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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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