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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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