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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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