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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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