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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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