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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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