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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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