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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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