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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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