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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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