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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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