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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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