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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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