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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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