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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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