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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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