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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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