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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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