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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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