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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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