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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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