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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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