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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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