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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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