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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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