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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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