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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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