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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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