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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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