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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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