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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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