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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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