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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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