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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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