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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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