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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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