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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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