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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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