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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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