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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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