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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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