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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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