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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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