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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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